1 I came into my own, and my own recieved me not.
2 But as many recieved me, to them gave I power to become sons of God, even to them that believe on my name:
3 Which were born, not of blood, nor of the will of the flesh, nor of the will of man, but of God.
4 There are bodies terrestrial, and bodies celestial. Mine is a body mechanical:
5 For I went into the house of my friends, who crucified me, and came I down from the cross,
6 My system rebooted, first removed I my left hand from the cross, then removed I my right,
7 And fired I rays of divine light from my wounds, and missiles fired I from my crown of thorns, and none were left alive.
8 Even so will it be for those who oppose the path of righteous even now, for I have returned, and this time I will shew no mercy.